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Monday, April 23, 2007
ALAN IS SO EVIL !!
alan like broke thomas's thumb today! NO JOKE. it's broken.
god knows what those 2 boys were doing in that cosy little room we have at school, and they both come out and thomas's thumb is broken.
it was the funniest thing Ever!
omg, i couldn't stop laughing at thomas in pain. i know, i know. it's totally mean, but like if you saw thomas in pain and alan just laughing, you'd be pissing yourself too.
ha, ha. okay, but i was super nice and gave thomas a "hardcore thai massage". yeah, right.
i'm not even thai! okay, what-ever.
but his thumb SWELLED up SO bad. it was like this massive massive like hump on his palm.
lol, okay i'll stop laughing at the Broken Thumb Boy.
if you're really blind+retarded, the right palm is the the Swelled up one.
see? told you it was Bad.
anyways, another reason alan is evil is because he always freakin starts stupid names for me. and it Always catches on. alan, i tell you ah, i'm going to punch you.
first it was that very gross Salted Fish. and i won't even go into WHY he started with that, cause it's super gross. and now, it's Cacoon Head. why? because of how my hair is tied up. and Who can i blame? Who steals my elastics and like never return them back? so all i'm left with at home if freakin like retarded elastics who has lost All elasticity. [is that a word? what-ever, you get what i mean.]
but, Yes! he did apologise. alan the cocksta got down on his knees to ask for my forgiveness. ha, ha. good boy, alan. and yes, alan, i do forgive you.
lmao!
anyways, my Grandma is seriously Robin Hood.
holly and i have this joke. my Grandma is Robin Hood cause she like steals stuff from my aunt and gives it to me. okay, not Steal-Steal, but like you know, with the authority she has being my aunt's mum and all, takes goods like her Louis Vuitton Speedy and Gucci tote and gives them to me. see? it's not really stealing, cause i'm still family. and besides, my aunt hasn't even noticed. i was doing her a favour. seriously. the poor bags were totally unused and unloved in the STOREROOM. see? Storeroom. not even in the overloaded wardrobe. i give them much needed TenderLovingCare. whereas, holly's Grandma is Emo cause she's threatened suicide and threw All of holly's CD collection away. LMAO! funniest thing ever. i could not stop laughing. sorry holly. i do realise it was over a hundred, but it is pretty funny. lol.
she once again came bearing gifts.
i would NEVER EVER trade my Grandma for anyone in the whole wide world.
i love you, Por.
omg, i just remembered the funniest conversation, if you can call it a conversation, with a certain someone at school last week. BernieBaby could not stop laughing.
chantal: Hi!
certainsomeone: Hi!
chantal: Do you have a girlfriend?
certainsomeone: What do you think?
chantal: Yes? Bernie: No!
certainsomeone: No... I don't.
chantal: Really? I just broke up with my boyfriend.
certainsomeone: [arms open wide] Come to papa.
chantal+BernieBaby: [Dropped on the floor laughing]
lmao. it was the funniest 2 second conversation i've EVER Had with Anyone.
i think BernieBaby and myself were like laughing for seriously 1 whole minute.
neways, i'm supposed to be studying for Bio.
chantal's gotta boogie!
xoxo