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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
this is probably really sad admitting it but checking out my own blog and fabulousjunk is like, still super exciting for me.
but since i'm in China, i cant do that. it's SOOOOO SUPER retarded it's not funny. i dont understand why i can sign into Blogger and not View my blog.
super stupiddddd.
whatever.
so currently, i'm sitting at my Daddy's office with all his staff working around me. and tonight, my Daddy's little sidekick kid will drop me home and i'll be going to bed alone in an empty apartment, in a foreign country.
LMAO! how sad does that sound?
i'm totally kidding; about the sad part, that is.
i shall elaborate. my Daddy had to fly to Bangkok for some emergency deal signing thing, and youngest sister, Carel, has decided to ditch me for her cousins in HongKong, so yes i am currently in China by myself.
last night was my first night alone. i sometimes shock myself with how independant i am.
ahhhahah.
after being dropped off outside the guard house, i walked to the lobby and took the lift up, and unlocked the gate and the door. they both unlocked pefectly, but i was stuck outside for approximately 10 minutes trying to yank to stupid stupid key out of the keyhole.
i finally get the key out and lock the door behind me and it was right there and than, it hit me how it'd me to live by myself after leaving home.
it was like, SO weird.
daddy soon rings to check on me, like the millionth time within the same hr (AW) and he tells me to head into bed early.
and, what do you know? the cleaning lady must have closed the door and locked it behind her. adding to that, the door knob is like, Screwed. there wasnt a key hole on the outside for me to unlock the door. like, it was just one big black hole in the door knob, so there i was, kneeling in front of the door squinting to try to unlock the door, and after 30 minutes, a Brilliant idea hits me!
i get up and gets a pair of scissors, and BAM! the door opens like magic!
after that, i think about what Adults would do when they're alone in their empty apartment on the first night. than i rmbed the soothing music my Dad plays every morning so i play his CD and go through W i took frm Daddy's showroom.
the soothing music wasnt all the soothing and i soon get annoyed. i find a pirated copy of The Devil Wears Prada and watch it for like, the millionth time.
thinking it was time to heed my Dad's advise of getting an early night, i go to bed and i dont know if it was the silence that i heard, which is weird, cause it's you know Silent, or if it was the MOST fkn annoying insect or whatever it was that was like ringing. so for another 15 minutes, i sit up on the bed in the dark trying to figure it out.
tonight shall be my second and last night i'll sleep alone for a while, since Nel+El will be arriving frm Singapore tmr morning.
my Daddy is Hilarious.
two nights ago, i was staring at my reflection in the bathroom mirror. i went out to the living area and found my Dad there.
me: Daddy. i think i have a moustache.
daddy: Really? is that normal?
me: it's cause i've been taking hormone pills.
daddy: WHY?
me: DADDY. I WAS JOKING.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
i cant belive he like, Bought It.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE TAKING HORMONE PILLS ANYWAY ?
i dont even know what they do. apart frm giving trannies boobs.
smthg else that shocks me almost as much as me shocking myself with the level of independance i have is my 10 yr old sister.
we were watching The Sweetest Thing the other night and it was at the scene where Selma Blair's character was screwing a Purple Elephant with wings.
can i JUST say that i suggested Mean Girls instead of The Sweetest Thing, but she refused.
me: i dont get it. how did she fly out?
cafie: because he ca-
me: WHAT? he what?
cafie: come. DUH.
okay, REGARDLESS of whether it was the right answer or not, i dont understand how my 10 yr sister knows Almost everything about sex. okay maybe i do.
it's Probably because she has 4 older siblings.
yeah, that's probably it.
but since i'm in China, i cant do that. it's SOOOOO SUPER retarded it's not funny. i dont understand why i can sign into Blogger and not View my blog.
super stupiddddd.
whatever.
so currently, i'm sitting at my Daddy's office with all his staff working around me. and tonight, my Daddy's little sidekick kid will drop me home and i'll be going to bed alone in an empty apartment, in a foreign country.
LMAO! how sad does that sound?
i'm totally kidding; about the sad part, that is.
i shall elaborate. my Daddy had to fly to Bangkok for some emergency deal signing thing, and youngest sister, Carel, has decided to ditch me for her cousins in HongKong, so yes i am currently in China by myself.
last night was my first night alone. i sometimes shock myself with how independant i am.
ahhhahah.
after being dropped off outside the guard house, i walked to the lobby and took the lift up, and unlocked the gate and the door. they both unlocked pefectly, but i was stuck outside for approximately 10 minutes trying to yank to stupid stupid key out of the keyhole.
i finally get the key out and lock the door behind me and it was right there and than, it hit me how it'd me to live by myself after leaving home.
it was like, SO weird.
daddy soon rings to check on me, like the millionth time within the same hr (AW) and he tells me to head into bed early.
and, what do you know? the cleaning lady must have closed the door and locked it behind her. adding to that, the door knob is like, Screwed. there wasnt a key hole on the outside for me to unlock the door. like, it was just one big black hole in the door knob, so there i was, kneeling in front of the door squinting to try to unlock the door, and after 30 minutes, a Brilliant idea hits me!
i get up and gets a pair of scissors, and BAM! the door opens like magic!
after that, i think about what Adults would do when they're alone in their empty apartment on the first night. than i rmbed the soothing music my Dad plays every morning so i play his CD and go through W i took frm Daddy's showroom.
the soothing music wasnt all the soothing and i soon get annoyed. i find a pirated copy of The Devil Wears Prada and watch it for like, the millionth time.
thinking it was time to heed my Dad's advise of getting an early night, i go to bed and i dont know if it was the silence that i heard, which is weird, cause it's you know Silent, or if it was the MOST fkn annoying insect or whatever it was that was like ringing. so for another 15 minutes, i sit up on the bed in the dark trying to figure it out.
tonight shall be my second and last night i'll sleep alone for a while, since Nel+El will be arriving frm Singapore tmr morning.
my Daddy is Hilarious.
two nights ago, i was staring at my reflection in the bathroom mirror. i went out to the living area and found my Dad there.
me: Daddy. i think i have a moustache.
daddy: Really? is that normal?
me: it's cause i've been taking hormone pills.
daddy: WHY?
me: DADDY. I WAS JOKING.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
i cant belive he like, Bought It.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE TAKING HORMONE PILLS ANYWAY ?
i dont even know what they do. apart frm giving trannies boobs.
smthg else that shocks me almost as much as me shocking myself with the level of independance i have is my 10 yr old sister.
we were watching The Sweetest Thing the other night and it was at the scene where Selma Blair's character was screwing a Purple Elephant with wings.
can i JUST say that i suggested Mean Girls instead of The Sweetest Thing, but she refused.
me: i dont get it. how did she fly out?
cafie: because he ca-
me: WHAT? he what?
cafie: come. DUH.
okay, REGARDLESS of whether it was the right answer or not, i dont understand how my 10 yr sister knows Almost everything about sex. okay maybe i do.
it's Probably because she has 4 older siblings.
yeah, that's probably it.
i know i know. the stupid grey cardigan Again.
what a tooL.
P.S: if you havent been checking out www.fabulousjunk.blogspot.com recently, go do it now because it's got a whole bunch of new things (=
CHANTAL, out.
xoxo
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
i was up the other night and CSI came on, and Kevin Ferderline was a guest star on that episode.
yeah, i know right? Kevin. Ferderline. aka Mrs. Spears, or ex i shld say.
we all knew him as the money- sucking useless bum that leeched onto Britney Spears that was "hung like a donkey", and i quote Britney Spears herself.
he's released a rap album, with his not so fly tunes and that record was done. he soon got the acting bug, and honestly, as bad as the media has portrayed him, he didn't do all that bad actually.if it has to be said, Kevin did do a better job than Britney in Crossroads.
yes, okay. i watched Crossroads... only a couple of times. okay, i lie. i was the tween who was obsessed with the then Princess of Pop.
hmmm. seems Kevin Federline may have a real kanck for this acting thing.
neways, this blog post is Long overdue.
last thursday on the 9th Nov was Kik's 19th, so
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIKS !
we went to the Cricket Club for dinner, and wham- bam, guess who i see the second i step into the dining hall. my aunt i have beef with.
no kidding, right. ugh, so annoying. all through dinner i hear her annoying voice behind talking&talking&talking.
before i forget. since leaving Melbourne, i've been having serious Chicken Parmigiana withdrawls, and the Cricket Club had it. damn it was good.
but, whatever. i hope you had a good night Gorgeous <3
Daddy came to pick me up earlier as we all had a surprise for Nelfie who was turning 17 at midnight.
they craved for Korean.
Kel brough Nel out the whole day so we could all surprise her when she got home. she wasnt that surprised though, she was like, Don't stall time, i know there's a surprise and charged into the room. she ended up opening the door to Mo holding a cake with litted candles and like 10 ppl sitting on our Daddy's bed trying to be quiet. she prob didnt expect that many ppl, so yeah, she was fairly surpised.it turned twelve midnight, and it was NELFIE'S BIRTHDAYYY !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUIEEEEEEE <33333333
DANNNN. ahhahaha.
AHHA. shld have expected it frm Khor.
P.S: i'm still waiting on My birthday present.
that was midnight. the next day, we all had a picnic at Pasir Ris and after that we went to Escape. seriously though, it used to appear HUGE to me, now it's like Tinyyyyy.going to a theme park after having a picnic is like, the worst idea ever but it was still all good and Nel had a good time so that was that.
Khor screamed like such a Little Bitch when we went into the Haunted House or whatever it was called. and i could see frm a mile how he was super close to shitting himself on some ride that like tuned 360 degrees. AHHAHAHAA.
and after lining up for like, 2 hrs for the Go-Kart, it was finally our turn and the whole thing lasted 2 seconds. and El got stuck Twice. AHAHHAHAHA.
that night, Nel wanted dinner at Sushi Tei, so we went there again.
Happy Birthday Tuie <3
okay, so i really shld start getting ready and try to zip up my luggage before Cafie+I miss our flight.
ahahahhahahahaha.
after carrying my luggage and putting it in the trunk, Daddy proclaimed he was going to UNpack EVERYTHING out of my luggage and repack what was Necessary. and both our views on what was Necessary are Completely different.
before unzipping my luggage, he placed a bet.
daddy: you brought 6 pairs of shoes, didnt you?
i acted as if i didnt hear nothing.
he unpacked everything and started counting.
daddy: 8 PAIRS. what are you, Crazy?
me: BUT-
daddy: - NO. if you want to argue with me, you can forget about shopping.
me: UGH. fine! go right ahead and pack MY luggage.
than next he had to go on about my bags. i'll just skip that part, cause now Bern reminded me i Forgot two of my most practical bags and my flight is in like 3 hrs, and i dont have time to go back home to collect it.
damn my bad memory. and damn whose ever genes they are.
super annoying.whatever.
CHANTAL, out.
xoxo
Friday, November 9, 2007
i'm a huge believer in that fact that i'm Always jinxing myself. everytime i say smthg, the opposite happens like 10 mins later or like a few days later. and all i can do is kick myself in the ass, and wishing i kept my mouth shut!
for example. i was getting my nails done the other day, and the manicurist asked if i wanted to get my toes done, and i said No, it's okay cause they haven't chipped yet and the top coat hasnt lost its shine yet. next day, i look at my toes, and find that my big toe's chipped!
think it's coincidence? another example. i was having a verbal argument with my brother and he accused me of being broke. he would normally be right, but at that point in time, i actually had cash in my wallet, so i fought back and said i was richer than he was. next day, i'm paying for all these things that popped out of NO where, and bam! i was back being broke.
another time, my Grandma told me to be more careful or i'd fall and hrt myself. i reply her saying, I havent fallen in ever [okay, not since the start of the yr]. a couple of days later, i'm at school picking up smthg and i'm walking up the stairs and in a spilt second, i'm facing the fifth step face-down and owing to myself. adding to my embarrassment, a teacher is walking down and sees what happens. i thot laughing it off would be ALOT better than getting up as fast as i could and limping away like it never happened. so i told her it happened All the time and i'm used to it. later in the day, i'm back at home and it starts pouring. so i stupidly run towards the open window and soon enough, drop on my fat ass and slips on the rain that came in.
i think i would have totally hurt myself if it wasnt for the extra junk in my trunk.
AHAHHAHHHAHAHA.see what i mean? jinxing myself.
neways. it's been a while since i blogged.
Mummy arrived like, last Sat so we went to dinner at Vivo and had Thai. after dinner, we went to Lucky Plaza so my Mum could get a new mobile because, get this: she dropped her last mobile into the airplane's toilet AS it was flushing cause there was slight turbulence and her bag fell sideways and the mobile slipped right out and fell in!
ahahahahhahahahahahahah, i cracked up so so bad when she told me of her mobile's "Tragic Death", as she described it.
on Sunday, i did jack. and it was amazing. you get up late, do crap around the house, realise 10 hrs flew by while you toosh is on the couch with the laptop on your lap, and the TV is on playing reruns of the limited shows E! has.
i did slightly more on Monday.
i got my hair cut, and thannnn. went to dinner at Sushi Tei with Hitomi+Jessica.
ohmygoddddd, it has seriously been like, for-fkn-ever since i last saw both of them.
it was like, really good to catch up and everything (:
Tuesday, i went to school in the morning where the unfortunate fall happened.
later, i met Mo and we had Subway, and what do you know, we were told to wait for the bloddy bread again. ugh. on a happier note, we also saw Stardust.
OH.MY.GOD. apart frm the classic Disney Princesses' stories, Stardust is the BEST Happily Ever After Story.
compared to like, Narnia or like Pan's whatever, Stardust is really really really good.
the whole movie like came to this climax and i kept grabbing Mo with so much excitement.
but like, it's SOOOO good! i loveddddd it.
ahahahahhahaha, Mo was so funny. she was like, You know the last movie i saw was I Know Who Killed Me? automatically, i started laughing because the first thing that hits me when i think about I Know Who Killed Me is the scene where Dakota meets Aubrey's boyfriend for the first time, and she's missing her one leg, and i turned and asked Chanel why she didn't have her fake leg on, and she replied saying, Because it's upstairs charging.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA. ohmygod, i'm like cracking up again.
whatever.
I had lunch at Sushi Tei again with Maryanne onnnnn, Wednesday.
LOL, "ohmygod! Serena van der Woodsen would wear this!"
mary is like, SO SUPER cuteeee.
we did loads of shopping. well, she did, and i was so depressed i didn't try on anymore clothes after i tried on this one dress and i swore i looked like a beach whale.
after work ended, Holly came down and met us since she was going to Slumber the same night.
after some time of serious People Watching, both Ailin+Ravinder rocked up, and Holly+I left town for our Soup Dinner.
LOL!
we get home and i tempt Holly with sweets my Mum brought back frm the Philippines.
she gives in, but barely. i ended up having too many and feel like puking, with Holly sniggering.
the basic rule of a Sleepover is you dont actually Sleep. Holly didnt play by the rules and arund 3ish, we were preparing to go to bed.
ohmygodddddddd.
Holly is SOOO retarded. i'll elaborate.
we were on Facebook, and going through the Superlatives.
holly: like three ppl have voted me to "Most Likely To Stare at a Box of OJ Because it Said to Concentrate". What's OJ?
me: Orange Juice. Duh.
holly: oh. but i don't get it. what does it mean Concentrate?
me: um. like you know Concentrated Orange Juice?
holly: huh?
me: you know how they have Concentrate Orange Juices? it's like, a description of the juice. but you actually concentrate on the box.
holly: oh.... ... OH!! hahahahahahaha.
me: oh. my. god
that was before we went to bed.
in the morning, Holly turned the TV on to Discovery Travel & Living, a channel i never watch unless Miami Ink is on, but apparantly, Holly is a big fan.
ads of this show about how mothers can give birth to 4- 8 babies at a time kept repeating.
we somehow started talking about Adoption.
me: do you know how ppl like, choose the children they want to adopt?
holly: i'm sure you can browse children up for adoption on the internet now.
so, Holly+I googled adoption since we're both big baby fans. LOL.
we first googled "Adoption". the search came back really wide.
we narrowed it down to "Adopt a baby" and the searches were more defined.
me: try like, "adoptachild.com"
somehow we found ourselves on some adoption site with pictures of children up for adoption in America.
holly: i'll click on LA.
and the pictures came up with like kids aged around 15- 17 yr olds.
holly: what? we want to adopt babies, not 16 yr olds! why cant these kids like, get a job?
we than, narrowed our search to Singapore only and we actually found infants up for adoption.
ohmygoddddd. they were SO super cuteeeee. like, i cant explain how much i LOVEEEE babies. they're the most beautiful things everrrrrrr.
so we were reading the description on why the baby was up for adoption, and one read smthg along the lines of: mother had to give this baby up and she was in financial difficulty and father is a married man who does not wish to acknowledge her.
holly: ... father married a man- OHMYGOD. they father is gay!
me: what? HOLLY. THE FATHER IS A MARRIED MAN!
holly: OHHHHHHH.
see what i mean.
holly called Bubbles a sheep.
holly acts the dog lover.
CHANTAL, out.
xoxo
Saturday, November 3, 2007
okay, like seriously. he. is. CRAZY.
see that crazy look ?
Thursday, November 1, 2007
i hate to start of negative, but i HATE diets.
why couldnt i just be blessed with a fast-ass metabolism and like have my food be digested within like an hr and than get hungry and eat again, and never get fat.
damn it.
whateverrr.
okay, so neways.
yesterday was Halloween.
i sat for my little cousin, who's like Totally gorgeous, in the morning. and ohmygod, he got up SO SUPER excited cause it was Halloween and they were having a little Halloween party at school. ahahahahahaha/
so i get home, and i think, Channel V was like, airing really old videos and Usher's Yeah came on. and my brother had a couple of his friends over, and one of them, Petrus had a problem with Channel V showing old videos.
petrus: why the hell are they still showing Usher?
me: who cares? Usher's cool.
petrus: but, he's such a HAS BEEN.
me: yeah, and you're a NEVER BEEN.
petrus: No. i'm a MAKING OF.
yeah, in the making of a Retard, more like.
why couldnt i just be blessed with a fast-ass metabolism and like have my food be digested within like an hr and than get hungry and eat again, and never get fat.
damn it.
whateverrr.
okay, so neways.
yesterday was Halloween.
i sat for my little cousin, who's like Totally gorgeous, in the morning. and ohmygod, he got up SO SUPER excited cause it was Halloween and they were having a little Halloween party at school. ahahahahahaha/
so i get home, and i think, Channel V was like, airing really old videos and Usher's Yeah came on. and my brother had a couple of his friends over, and one of them, Petrus had a problem with Channel V showing old videos.
petrus: why the hell are they still showing Usher?
me: who cares? Usher's cool.
petrus: but, he's such a HAS BEEN.
me: yeah, and you're a NEVER BEEN.
petrus: No. i'm a MAKING OF.
yeah, in the making of a Retard, more like.
this is Petrus.
in the evening, Holly came over so we could both get ready for taking him Trick or Treating.it was so retardeddd.
in the effort to be super pale and white, we put so much baby powder on our faces. we looked like freaks that smelled like a baby's ass.
Trick or Treating was like, SO much fun and we got a whole bag of candy !
dont give me crap about it, i know i'm on a diet, blah di da. it's Halloween, i'm allowed to have candy.
ahhhahaha, after Halloween in the car, Aunt Lynette+Uncle Steve was trying to tempt us with Mickey D's [LMAO, Hols!] and ohmygod, do you even realise how hard it is to say No to like Maccas for supper after walking and walking in a stupid costume ?
hmmmm. but we did.
but, Holly craved for Clear Soup so we went to the little, food court right near my house after we were dropped off. still in our Halloween makeup.
okay, my costume was a stupid white sheet, and all Holly wore in effort to play the role of a Cat was a Cheetah- print tee and black jeans.
i know, right? how original.
so it was fair that i changed into smthg more Normal, per say.
and while we were walking, Holly was whining like a little bitch, it was BEYOND HILARIOUS.
holly: CHANTALLL ! why do you get to look normal and i have to look like a cat?
me: HOLLY! i have my ghost makeup on.
holly: No! it's not fair! you ALWAYS do this me! since we were young, okay!
and, i'm just like, cracking up SOOO bad.
me: you look fine! and, it's Halloween.holly: i'm going to cover my face... you're SO mean.
i'm not mean. really. i'm not.
makeup is like, so amazing.
in the effort to make my arms white.
OH.MY.GOD. Cutest pirate Ever!
like, Johnny Depp who?
ahhhahhaa. she was dressed as a geek!
this reminds me of the time my brother dressed up as a hooker.
i met Kayleigh in town to pass her a top, and we ended up having lunch at like, Burger King.
shut up, it was my only meal the Whole Entire Day.
and than, the post office. mannn, the post office in town is like, shitloads faster than the one nearest to me at home.they're like SOOOO slow, like it'd seriously kill them to work a little faster. you know what? the ppl that work at Spotlight are the WORST.
no joke. they are HORRIBLE.
they were Horrible back in Melbourne, and they are Horrible here in Singapore too.i think it's like, when you get hired by the company, they Force their employees to work at a bloody slow-motherfkn-pace.
i dont understand. they are SO slow.
my GrandDad who has one bad leg can probably crawl faster than they can work.
super annoying.
CHANTAL'S gotta blast !
xoxo