arrivedshocked&conquered at 12:57 AM ❤

my brother believes in cruel honesty.
marcel: OH! have you seen _________ lately?
me: nope! why?
marcel: she's put on ALOT of weight. i feel bad for her.
me: OhMyGodddd, that’s so mean! maybe it’s cause she stopped smoking.
marcel: maybe she stopped caring… yeah. she can now join your league of fat people.
ASS.

CHANTAL'S out.

xoxo

arrivedshocked&conquered at 12:30 PM ❤

it's 12.30 on a Monday afternoon and i'm sitting on our couch blogging. i rmb last year... i proclaimed Monday to still be part of weekend and took the day off every second week. but now, i'm a reformed school skipper. hahahh, sounds like mud skipper; that's not the point. the point is that, i feel bad for not being in school, despite being sick. damn my consicience and bloody exams in a week's.
my brother is a little different. he's sitting in front of his computer playing the expansion of the Sims feeling great. i think. he stated that he was going to stay up all night playing his game around 10pm and we ignored him. but, he actually stayed up all night playing the Sims. what about school, you ask. well, i found him feeling ill in his uniform lying on his bed at 8.30am when he really shld have been lining up for assembly.
one word, FOOL.

anyways. OHMYGODDDDDD.
Por&I went to Balestier last night, hahahhaaha// "RANDOM". and were like waiting for the bus, and this animal of a man started giving me really weird looks while i was the phone to my brother, who was blabbering on about his newly bought expansions. so i ignore him. than as my Grandma left my side for a second to go throw smthg in the bin, he like comes up to be and ask "Are you free?" "uh, NO?!" and i continue talking to my brother who's now explaining how he bought the one with clothes choices frm HNM and if i were jealous. Por sees what's happening and yells "IGNORE HIM" and flings her hand up at him. that guy must be some fucking illegal immigrant who can't read body language and starts smiling seedily at my Grandma. so i say really loudly, "Chai, i'll call you back. i need to ring the police." but the idiot stands there, smiling. so i start dialling 999 and like some bus arrives, and the animal and his animal-like friends walk to the bus's exit door and wait like animals that they are. they finally realise they're at the wrong door and move to the first door. stupid sad idiots couldnt even walk straight.
all i wanted to do was kick in the balls so hard, he wouldnt ever be able to reproduce again but i was in a public place, so i played being Civil.

my Grandma threw the Civil Book out of her life a long long time ago, and was all about uh, action.

after they left, Por went down memory lane to prove how nobody scares her and how even while globe-trotting with my Grand-dad in her younger days. She started off with a story of her time in Amsterdam with my Grand-dad, and that she was able to bring my Grand-dad back to the hotel in a foreign country after he's lost all consciousness after having probably more than just beer in his well, beer. and how the streets were filled with junkies and like, the Dutch mafia ruled the streets or smthg.
she moved frm story to story and to conclude her string of stories, she said "Ta, there's no need to be civil to ppl like that. all you need is give them a kick real hard."
thanks Grandma.

mary&i frm like, 2 weeks ago <33

ANYWAYS. since i'm not in school, i shld go like study or smthg.

CHANTAL'S out.

xoxo

arrivedshocked&conquered at 10:10 PM ❤

earlier today, the tv was switched on to TVBJ, cause being the filial granddaughter that i am, i dont fight to change the channel when my Grandma's watching.
and okay i know it's not like brand new news that Lydia Sum has passed )= )= )= but they were doing like a tribute thing for her and it showed a couple of old videos, and one was like her daughter performing on stage and singing a song for her. IT WAS LIKE, THE SADDDEST-ESTESTEST THING EVERRRR.
i was watching the tv for like 5 mins and started bawling so retardedly. and my Mum was just like there, doing the ironing, and looked at me all weird. "what-? it's sad- okayyyy..." and i started blowing my nose, and continued sobbing.

IT'S SOOO SUPER SAD.

like, her daughter's only 20 and she's without her Mum and like, Grandma.

and 2 days ago, there was an interview with all her friends and they were talking about their last few encounters with her before she left, and this guy was telling his story, and okay, i admit i'm not very fluent in Cantonese, but i think i managed to piece what he said together, and than i started like sobbing again 'cause his story was SO sad.
and also cause he was crying. i like, have this thing that when i see ppl cry, i like start getting all teary, and if my mind starts forming little situations where i'll be put into that situation and i'll retardly replace the characters with ppl in my family, and i'll be bawling in no time.
it's not like i'm a big obsessed fan, but like, my Grandma's been watching her shows since forever so i like, watch sometimes and she's like SO CUTE and always happy. and if you saw all the papparazi pictures of her these couple of weeks, she looked like, so sick it was SO SAD ):

so that's the first half of the HONGKONG like, big news in the one week.

i'm guessing EVERYONE's already heard about the Edison Chen sex photos scandal, right?

unless you've been living under a really really big rock.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH//

i crack up everytime i think of it, cause the first thing that comes into my head is like, Edison Chen's face whilst doing the dirty.
IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY, i cannot describe how funny it is.
it's like the funniest thing everrrr !
BEYOND FUNNY.
i've never noticed how like, shady his eyes were until i saw those pictures but than i was like, Ah probably the E. than i see his picture on the front page of the chinese paper and his eyes are really That shady. ahahahahaha/
but tha's not the point.
that point is that, despite being cute, he is beyond dumbbbb.
i mean, right? how stupid can someone be to send his computer for repair with like possibly hundreds of naked pictures of himself and over a few dozen girls. half of them being the biggest stars in Hongkong.
WELL. it's either he's really really stupid or he wanted those pictures to be released just for kicks and than act like it was a scandal.
but. Edison Chen has FULLLLLL lost all his cute-ness. he's like, gross now.
hahahahahha, Nelf was like full in love with him. aw.
all in all. EDISON'S FACE WHILST DOING THE DIRTY, in Mariel's words is "SUPERRR STEAMM "
like, beyond.
i kinda feel bad for those whose family get super affected though. like, that uh, Nicholas Tse. man, imagine having your wife's privates all over the world. and Gillian Chung's fiance taking the proposal back and all.
honestly, i couldnt really tell the difference between the two members of TWINS, but now, i totally can. wouldnt you if you saw one of their uh, wawa?
i dont think i'm allowed to post any pictures cause apparantly it's like illegal or smthg, and i'm WAYYY to young to go to jail.

go google smart.

i think it was in his latest interview that Edison said that he was going to leave the Hongkong entertainment industry for abit and heal himself or some shit like that and go to America.
ahahahahahah, what a joke.
in America, having sex photos released would merely be a stepping stone, and he'd be on his way to a multi million dollar blockbuster.
let's think sex tape/ photo scandals. Paris Hilton. Kim Kardashian. Vanessa Ann Hudgens. Hugh Grant. and man, even bloody Bill Clinton.
ask me who Paris Hilton was before the sex tape and i'd be like, WHO? but now, i can tell you what she wore last week.

LET'S MOVE ON.
Mummy's been back for a while now and she'll be leaving for KK again tmr morning.
so we went for dinner at Taka this evening. yes, i went to dinner with swollen eyes. and we decided on Indonesian food cause it was always either like, Sushi or Western.or YamCha- MY LOVE. neways, i'm SO getting better with this spicy food thing. fine, i had like 2 cups of water on standby, and i had it refilled every 2 mins, but at least, i kinda sorta don't mind, spice in my food.

what else?
oh yeah. SCHOOL. common tests are like, in a week's time and all i can think about is, the march hols.
i keep thinking what if i just quit school and like, start working since i'm all about making dough. :D
but upon mentioning quitting school, my Mum stopped mid-sentence and i Really dont want to be responsible for giving her a heart attack... yeah. guess i'll stick to school. and saving like a bitch for any little thing i want. or just like, nagging real bad for a really long time. or sweet-talking my sweet ol' Grandma who i love so super dearly. ahahahhaa. JOKE.

heart PLOY<3

a few more frm bloody Pulau Ubin

CHANTAL'S off !

xoxo

arrivedshocked&conquered at 12:09 AM ❤

i don't think i've EVER slept for 16 hours in a row without waking up but i did last night. wait a sec, why the hell is the tv switched on to the Latin Grammy's. we cant even manage Mandarin, and both my brother and i dropped Italian and French the second we could. ah, Run's House. much much better.
going back sleeping 16 hours straight. yeah, the whole of this week was pretty hectic and to top it all off, my bio teacher decided on a class trip to fuckiing-PULAU-fuckiing-UBIN to learn about Ecology. all i bloody learnt after cycling around for 10 million hours in the heat was how unfit i actually am, and what a waste of land pulau ubin is. okay, that's unfair 'cause Outward whatever is there and i guess outdoor-ish ppl appreciate it.
whatever it is. i was full reminded of why i never liked the outdoors much, much less camping, not that i've ever been but i'm glad.
i skipped SJC's sec 1 camp, Donni's yr 8 camp and plan to continue skipping all the camps that come my way. spare me all the I LOVE CAMPS, THEY'RE A BLAST shize.

amber's idea of camp if we both went on it

man, we look like bloody tourists.

ahahhahahahahah//

uh-huhhh, got the whole double chin thing going.

i can totally cycle

AHAHAHAHHHAHA// my brother is such a fool walking around the house with his ugly brown camera bag he just bought for his new camera he never lets out of his side. meh, i'm happy with my 4 year old camera.

hmmmm. i can no longer what events happened according to the days of the week but whatever.
uh, dinner at Tony Roma's before Daddy had to fly off the next day again.

even more lappie pics at school.

IT'S THE MOOONNN, KIKS.

stayed back at school til bloody 10pm making hand bouquets for council as V'day was the next day and we had to sell it to happy couples who were so in love. BLAH. whatever.

shoot me for being the bitter. ohmygosh, and school looks Wayyyy creepy that late.

i so totally belive the ghost stories now.

Holly came over later and i helped her with her work, 'cause i'm nice. and upon mentioning we had pineapple tarts, Holly stopped mid-sentence and run out of my room and into the kitchen rummaging what little food i had left in my house. ahahahahahaa//

thank you Holly for finishing half my container of pineapple tarts. after pineapple tarts, Holly moved on to a bucket of Maltesers Mummy brought back frm Dubai. and silly me thought she was going to buy me clothes.

i did, however, receive one of the BESTEST-ESTEST present frm WBB<333 in the mail. it was like, a cd filled with videos and pictures frm our time together back in Melbourne that i lost. and ohmygod, i sound like a totally different person. it was beyond retarded that i kept watching the videos over and over again just to make sure i was actually talking. whatever.

see? told you i WAS tann//

lauren's an alcho

ahahahahhhahaa//

SA-DAHHHH

anyways, V'day was the next day and Bern+I managed to sell every single hand bouquet who made with our own precious hands, which by the way, was pricked by bloody thorns. Holly was supposed to be my Valentine, but she ditched me for someone else. thanks buddy. my math tutor was my back-up and he too, cancelled on our session. in an effort to show myself more love, i went waxing and threading.

see now why i hate Valentine's ?

uhhhhh, met Maryyy on friday and we saw PS I Love You. ohmygodddd, the movie was like, SOOOOO sad okay!

i kept crying and crying and crying throughout the whole movie. Mary didn't shed a tear but commented that it was heart-warming. HAHAH.

CHANTAL hates math.

xoxo