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Saturday, July 14, 2007
death jokes are honestly, the least funniest jokes.
BUT, ppl like my brother doesn't agree.
marcel: that was Mum on the phone.
me: oh, why?
marcel: um... bad news. Uncle Jim died.
me: WHAT? NO. SHUT UP. CHAI. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
marcel: yeah. HAHAHA.
me: that's our step-dad, you fkn idiot!
my heart like, stopped beating for a Whole Minute.
and i totally fell for it because it was so out of a blue, and seriously, WHO THE HELL jokes like this?
oh right. my brother. freakin' ass he is.
anyways, OLD PEOPLE ARE THE CUTEST THING EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR.
ohmygod, they're wayyyy cuteee.
like, when you see old people crossing the road, it's like: Awwwwwww.and all you wanna do is like run over and give them the Biggest Hug, but you can't because you'll probably be accused for having a weird-ass fetish for the elderly.
but it's sad when old people are like all skinny and they carry heavy things and you wanna help, but can't again because you'll be accused of trying to steal their $1.99 newly bought goods.
ohmygosh, there's this old lady who's like, ALWAYS selling random stuff in town. it's SOOOOO sad, okay! i always feel obligated to buy her overpriced $2 packet tissues. for anyone interested in heping her, she also sells like hair dye and canned food.
OHMYGOD, and when old people EAT?! ohmygosh, that's tooo cuteeeeee. like with their little denches and stuff. awwwwwwwwww.
i freakin' LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE old people.
they're superduper-fkn-cuteeeeee !
i know my Grandma full LOVES my Grand-dad even though she doesn't admit it.
me: Por, do you love Gong-Gong?
por: what's there to love? he's already so old.
even though she calls him Old Man instead of like, his name and yells instead of normal talking, and only ever makes him stew or meatballs+potatos, she's always comparing him to all her son-in-laws, saying how he's so much better.
ahhahahahahahahahaha.
and she's always buying him vitamins.
ohmygod, old people are so fkn cuteeee in their odd little ways.
When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne is the SADDEST song i've ever heard in my whole entire life !
like you can even get all teary listening to the song when you're on the bus.
it's supersupersupersuper sad.
i've honestly, NEVER heard a sadder song.
ohmygosh, and the video ?
i like, don't know one person who didn't cry watching the video.
AND THE OLD MAN WHO LOST HIS WIFE ?
ohmygod... it's super sad! and he was like crying? and than he goes and looks at their wedding photo? and he touches her clothes?
ohmygod.ohmygod.
SOOOOO FKN SAD, OKAY!
ohmygosh, i can't even imagine losing ANYONE i care for, and to think that everyone has to die one day?
ohmygosh, i think i'll die.
i'm like, in the BIGGEST HUGEST STATE of denial that everyone has to die one day. i'm like crazzzzy scared of dying.
as much as i hate someone, i would NEVER EVER wish death upon Anyone.
torture, maybe. but not death.
that's the meanest thing anyone could wish for.