HAHAHAHAH.
my brother is a JOKE.
he came home with a new haircut, and maybe he was hoping i wouldnt notice it, or in his wilder dreams, that i might, maybe, just MAYBE compliment him on it.
like i said, in his wilder dreams.
i started laughing the second he stepped into the house. in fact. i started laughing at him when i saw him at the lift, and laughed my way up 8 floors and all the way into our house and possibly for another hr.
it's so Ugly, it's FUGLY.
it looks like, he Purposely left his sideburns to grow over a year, and got a mullet. HAHAHAH.
yeah, a MULLET. `Holly, you can throw up now.
he needs to go back like, 20 years for that be in fashion.
bad bad time.
he did a pretty good job of acting like it didnt affect him, until i woke up to my Mum commenting to how ugly it was.
i got out of bed in a hurry to see if what i was hearing was a dream.
it wasn't. it was the reality happening in my living room.
marcel: Mum, you need to give me $25 since that's how much it cost for my haircut.
mummy: it's so ugly. what a waste of my money.
"SHOTDOWN!" and i quote the victim himself.
last weekend was like, parent overload.
both parents decided to arrive back in Singapore on the same day.
my Dad on Saturday morning, and my Mum in the afternoon.
neways. it was settled I'd spend Saturday with my Mum, and Sunday with my Dad.
Mummy+Chai+I went to Tony Roma's for dinner, and instead of joining my Mum+I for a movie, my brother joined his friends after dinner.
we took half a dozen other pictures, but i looked like an OBESE-EFFIN'-COW IN A DRESS.
i shld go throw up now.
we decided on No Reservations, and after buying our tickets, who else would be bump into but Chanel+Emi+Carel+Kel ?
LMAO. it was SO funny.
like, Mum meet Chanel, Carel and Emilio. Oh, and this is Kelvin.
it wasnt like, That awkward. not for me anyways. Kel thought it was fkn awkward, even though my Mum didn't even know who he was but okay.
HAHA.
than, she wasted like an hr at Lucky Plaza haggling for a discount for her potential iPod Classic and a set of speakers, and before i knew it, we were walking back to Lido. and we didn't even do any real shopping.
No Reservations was like, an okay movie. it was like, slow and sweet, i guess.
whatev.
me: Mum, that was like your age group's movie. slow and stuff.
mummy: what do you mean my age group? and by the way, i want to watch Bourne Ultimatum.
on Sunday morning, or afternoon i shld say, Mummy brought back food frm Ikea, and ohmygod, the Daim Cake is like, SO GOOD.
neways. it was our Aunt's birthday on Sunday too (=
even though we've never called her like, Aunty or whatever cause she's wayyyy too young.we had dinner at like, some restaurant without the A/C and went back to our Uncle's place to have the cake cut.the cake was kinda destroyed though.
whatev. it still tasted like, good-freakin'-cake.
ohmygod, Emi is like, SO SUPER CUTE.
AW. they're all so SUPER CUTE.
hahaha, look at Daddy (=
except our Uncle. he is RETARDED.
OhMyGoddd. he's SOOO gorgeous.
i would SO eat him if he wasnt alive.
AHAHAHAHAH.
everything is going fine, and Nel plays rough with Emi again, but this time, he like stumbles backwards, and BOUNCES off Carel and like trips over his toys and full falls against the TV cabinet.
LMAO. okay, it's not like funny out little cousin fell, but it's hilarious that he BOUNCED off my little sister.
i mean, he BOUNCED off her.
the dumbass A/C in my room has stopped working AGAIN, and it's only getting fixed this Saturday so i crashed in my Mum's room last night.
i like her room, actually. and i'm starting to Prefer sleeping in her room than my own.
the thing is. eveytime my Mum leaves for wherever she leaves for, i'm crashing in her room everynight.
is it just me or is like our Mum's things just better than ours ?
like, their wardrobe. their bed. their choice in Almost everything. their bank balances.
why else would we always go through their makeup when we're little or like, practice walking in their stilettoes when we're younger ?
like, when i was younger and when we went to restaurants, i'd order my food and end up eating my Mum's.
it's weird. anything that's theirs was just, Better.
CHANTAL, out.
xoxo