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15th march.
nineteen, biitches.
st. francis methodist.
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Friday, October 26, 2007
okay, i'm all for helping save the environment, and since it's not like i can claim cab fares frm my Mum because of her absence to drop me off or pick me up whenever, i'm usually either on the train or the bus.
i've grown to like taking public transport. as long as i get a seat. otherwise, it's just annoying to stand for that 20 mins or so.
there are however, instances when public transport annoys the crap out of me. okay, actually, it's the ppl of Singapore that take public transport that annoy the crap out of me.
for example, just today when i was training back to town frm Paya Lebar cause Holly's Jessica Simpson perfume arrived and i went to pass it to her, this stupid bitch in ugly Guess heels, who cant even balance herself properly STEPS on my toes.
i was like, OWWWW!!
and all she could do was whimper, Sorry and give me a stupid smile. i automatically smiled back. damn it, i so regret that smile. why in my right mind would i smile back at the bitch who stumbled onto my toes in her ugly Guess heels? guess it's cause i'm genuinely Nice. like, how do you Not smile when someone smiles at you, right? but thinking back, i shld have just kicked her real hard in the shin so she drops to her knees and definately WILL NOT be prancing around her in stupid ugly Guess heels and possibly cause more damage to more innocent ppl's toes.
that's just one example.
also today, i finally find a seat on the train and i sit, and after like 8 mins, there's this like, Pungent smell that came out of nowhere. i couldnt tell if it was the person on my right who farted or it was the person on my left who did.
whateverrrrr, it was so gross.
OR. like the time when i was on the train, and this like 50-smthg yr old dude sat right next to me when the whole carriage was basically Empty and he reaked SOOOOOO SUPER bad of cheap bourbon.
but the thing that Annoys me SOO fucking bad is when you find a seat and sit down, the middle-aged man, whose Dirtyass toenails in fugly rubber slippers on the opposite row of seats who obviously dont get enough sex frm their partners, or their daily dosage of porn, they stare right at your chest.
it's like, Take a Picture. It lasts Longer.
it's SOOOOO annoying and yeah, kinda disgusting.you know what else annoys me?
okay, i'm sorry this post is turning out to be such a Bitch Fest. but whatever. actually, no i'm not sorry. i get to blog about whatever i want.
i'll keep bitching.
Clear Bra Straps.
they Annoyyyy me SOOO much, it's frustrating.
okay, LIKE their name- CLEAR bra straps? they're CLEAR. not invisible. just because you wear clear bra straps with like, a tube top or smthg doesnt mean ppl can't see them. and, what so bad about having your Normal bra strap showing, just as long it's not like, Granny-looking. or even better, how does a STRAPLESS bra sound? if you can change the straps on your normal bra, it's obvious the straps can be taken off, right? so why dont you just leave the straps off?
and this isn't new, but haven't you heard of those Silicone Bras?
okay, fair enough. they dont work for every outfit, trust me. but, if you were going to wear smthg like fitted and strapless, they totally work.
ohmygosh. you know what's worse than clear bra straps? clear bra straps with DESIGN on them.
it's like, Shoot.Me.In.The.Fucking.Head.Right.Now.
hmmmmmm. okay, i feel alot better now. i'm done with my Bitch Fest for the evening.
so in the afternoon, i met Aunty+Cafie+Nel at Far East cause Nel was getting i think, her final fittings on her prom dress and adding in her final ideas.
thann. i met Bern at Orchard MRT cause she was passing me the Jessica Simpson products i ordered for myself, which can i say, is so AWESOME!
i ordered the lip gloss and the chocolate body gloss thing. and cause i didnt want to appear like a nutcase on the bus licking my own arms, i waited til i got home to TASTE the body gloss, and it tastes just like Mocha. and don't get me started on the lip gloss. it's SO divine.
and as i said earlier, i trained to Paya Lebar to pass Holly her Creme Brulee perfume which also smells delicious, but i didn't get to taste it cause Holly had to rush back to work.
ahahahahahhaha. it's like, Holly and i dont see each other for like 4&half years, and i feel like i'm seeing her everyday now.
we're so totally making up for lost time, Hols<3
i say everyday cause i saw her yesterday too during her lunchbreak. AW. and we realised we missed both each other's birthdays this yr ): but Holly being sweet pre-invited me to hers next yr. gee, thanks!OHOH! ohmygoshhh. it was SO funny.
i was online earlier, and BOTH my parents were too, and since there wasnt anyone else i'd normally chat with, i typed them both an Instant Message, and they took so long to reply.
my Mum did first though.
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
MUMMMMYYYY!!
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
why do u take so long to reply?
joejlersen says:
i saw the no entry sign on your name and reckon you are busy... hehehe...
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
"HEHEHE"
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
MUMMY!
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
it's not the NO ENTRY sign, it's the busy sign
joejlersen says:
oh...whatever....my first time and I don't even know how I got into this chatting thingy....mummy is such a geek when it comes to such things...can I post my pic up next to the smiling face???
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
joejlersen says:
will try it later...gonna pack up and go to the gym..unlike you, take the easy way out...lazy and pudgy..lol...
[she's totally being sour because she's a complete "geek" when it comes to changing her display pic. LMAO!]
joejlersen says:
go sweat it out and tone up your muscles if you have any....hehehe...how is your selling coming along?? don't you dare sell my stuff??? bought quite alot of nice dresses frm bangkok...
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
did u buy loads of stuff for me? (=
joejlersen says:
yeah if you can wear them...okie..mummy gotta go now to the gym and driving range...love you...
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
oh, HAHA. funny mother funny.
Bern, now you know why i'm just a retard when it comes to technology.
` speaking of which, I i BANKED MY FIRST AMOUNT LAST NIGHT !
now it's Daddy's shot at cracking me up.
❤chantal too phat for fashion. said:
HI FATHER.
kelvin says:
Hi Jie....
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
WHAT UP FATHER?
kelvin says:
Who's in the pix with you? Holly?
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
yeah, it's me and holly
kelvin says:
Is she still your bestie?
[AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BESTIE. MY DAD USES THE WORD 'BESTIE']
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
yes, Daddy, she is still me "bestie"
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
neways. GUESS WHAT I DID?!?!?!?
kelvin says:
What?
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
i just bought 3 scrap books instead of boards to start my collection!!!
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
smart right??!?!
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
cause scrap books are more convinient to bring around
kelvin says:
Yeah but what about the show-off of carryin your board around?
[okay, fine. i told him i didnt mind using boards for the pictures and that i'd look more Professional when i bring on the board the plane. what? I WILL, okay!]
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
HAHAHHAHAHA
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
FUNNY, DADDY.
❤chantal too phat for fashion. says:
i bet u are laughing at ur own joke now, right?
kelvin says:
Nooo...
[he SO was. i just know it.]
it's SO not my fault i'm not the funniest person alive.
it's totally in the genes.
neways, i think i'm going to bed early cause Nel rang me at bloody 11 in the morning to wake me up.
CHANTAL, out.
xoxo