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Wednesday, October 24, 2007
the plan for this morning was to study Media.
so i get up and everything, and i Wikipedia Media&Society and it returns with a thousand and one different topics, and i'm like Screw This.
Media is all about being creative, and i'm toally going to let my "creative" side run wild this exam. and by wild, i mean, as wild as a hamster running on a hamster wheel.yeah.
it's funny though, ppl are usually like, Academically Inclined, or Musically Inclined or Artistically Inclined.
okay, well Acedemically Inclined would be out looking at the way i went with my Math paper. Musically, i can proudly say Kelvin has claimed that i am the WORST singer he's ever heard and feels like dying when i sing in the car. thanks alot! anddddd. Artistically. hmmmm. seeing that both my parents design a fair bit, and Nel being really good at art, and Marcel full loving it. i think that gene might have skipped me too. like, all through primary school Art&Craft, all i did was outline and colour in, and i'd beg my Mum every single week to draw for me.
yeah, i was That bad.
i'm really really really good at spending money though. so that's got to count for something, right?
OHOH. you know what i think is Creative?
how a bisexual girl can turn her sexuality into a TV Show by trying to find The One.
Tila Tequila. WHO hasn't heard of Tila Tequila?
okay, Bernie, you can raise your hand.
go like, Google her or smthg. and searches would come back with her most probably half naked.she's got this new TV Show on MTV called A Shot at Love.
it has 11 straight guys fighting over her. think that's fun? add in another 11 pure huge knockers, long hair, lipstick, Man- Hating lesbians ALSO fighting over her.
now that's fun. it's like watching 11 testosterone- filled animals literally, fight each other for Little Miss TT, and another 11 Very sexually- active girls walking around in bikinis seducing TT.
it's stereotypical TV Trash, but i like TV Trash.so i was telling Holly bout it, right?
me: OHOH! Ohmygod, have you heard of Tila Tequila?
holly: YES! who hasn't?
me: yeah, anyways, she's got a new TV Show.
holly: about what? being a whore?
okay, maybe Whore-ish.
but you gotta admit, she's entertaining/
so anyways, after my Bio paper yesterday, i met Holly in town.
ahhhhhahahahahah, the retard of a friend i have got a new piercing.
it's really like, cute and all, but the fool that she is, went to have sushi after being specifically told she wasn't allowed to the next day. and thinking she would make things better, she bought pineapple. like, HELLO? pineapple is like, super acidic. oh, actually. she CHOSE pineapple Over watermelon.
i told her she looked like Duffy Duck. i kid i kid.
at least, she looked like a Pretty She-Duffy Duck.
no, i'm totally kidding! it looks fine, and you can barely tell. honest!
SillyBilly finally had a smart idea and decided to "treat" herself to ice cream, since she was in "oh so much pain". HAHA. whatever.
she was SO taunting me on purpose. but whatever, i'm getting use to this whole Diet Thing.
i've officially been on it for like 9 days now. and i've NEVER, i repeat, NEVER kept to a diet for more than like, half a day.
i was told i was allowed to have it as my once a week "treat", so i did. and anyways, it was 95% Fat Free.
OHMYGODDDDD. holly totally reminded me the last time we had ice cream and what happened.
okay, we got some ice cream at Wheelock, well i got some ice cream at Wheelock, right? and was walking and like having my ice cream super happily and minding my own business and we ended up being at Taka outside the Louis Vuitton boutique and i think, Holly was saying smthg about the Suhali collection in the window display, and this IDIOT OF A WOMAN walks straight into me. or, my ice cream i shld say and goes, OW!
OW?! like, hello? SHE WALKED INTO ICE CREAM. how "OW" can it be?
and she started rubbing at her ear to show she was in pain. i think the ice cream must have went straight through her ear and into her brian and gave her a brain freeze. what an idiot. so, i take a look at my ice cream, and that bitch took such a big chunk of my ice cream off, and i wasn't even half way through it yet. i threw the whole thing away since i didnt want to spend another 30 mins eating some idiot's ear wax.
SO ANNOYINGGG.
CHANTAL'S gotta boot!
xoxo