Monday, October 15, 2007
a several days ago, Lauren+I were online chatting about our current love lives. actually, we were talking about hers and my Lack Of one. neways, it started going towards Lauren's speciality.
me: is he a virgin? cause if he is, you'll get to deflower him.
lauren: dude. i fuckin' hope not.
me: AHHAHAHA. why? deflowering boys is like, your speciality.
lauren: spare me. mannn, he better not be a virgin.
me: what if he has a girlfriend?
lauren: pffft. small obstacle.
ohmygodddddd. i'm like, a BIG BIG beliver in karma, right? so, i'm always trying to be good, and like do good too (=
and, stop sniggering Bernie and all non- believers.
whateverrrr. neways.
like whenever i go into lifts, i ALWAYS ALWAYS say Thank You when ppl hold the lifts for me and like, ALWAYS hold the lifts for other ppl, even if it means missing the train.
so, this one time last week, the train was arriving in one minute, so i walk towards the lift and already in it is some skinnyass old guy, and i do some hadn gesture Politely so he'll hold the lift for me, and you know what he does? CLOSES THE BLOODY DOOR IN FRONT OF ME.
i soon realise what the fucker was doing, so I give him the dirtiest look i could master in shock.
WHAT AN ASS, RIGHT? like seriously. how much of an ass do u have to been to freakin' shut the door in front of someone.
by the time the lift went up and came back down and back up again, the train's door was closing and i see the fucker looking at me than turning away.
i hope he misses all his trains, buses and cabs everywhere he goes.
ASS.
on friday night, i wanted to go see Nanny Diaries with Holly, except it stopped showing, so instead, i helped Holly with her assignment to photograph Street Style. most of the time, there were alot of try-hard Street, but there were, however, a few really "stylish" ones.
um. than she had to get like 6 ppl to advertise for Volvic's new flavoured water, so we went to HomeClub cause Holly is like, the SHYEST person everrr, and felt more comfortable in a place where she knew most ppl.
and, she did not in any way force me to say that.
she told me she's again started a new diet the same day, so i forced her to have one mouth of the Wonton Noodles her fat friend was having for supper, and she ended up eating half my serving.
my aim in life is to feed Holly.
don't tell me. i KNOW i'm a good friend.
the next night, Holly came out again to help me look for my Daddy's birthday present, and we ended the night together by going over a book she regrets geting because of its lame pictures. AHHAHAHAH.
Holly booted, and i met El+Nel+Kel and went to supper before Aunty came to pick us up so we could all go pick Daddy up frm the airport.
the Choo family ended their night together with a second round of supper of Thai food Daddy Dearest brought home.
on sunday. everyone woke up at like 4 or smthg and had leftover Thai which tasted two times better than it did the night before.
we had a really late dinner at Red House for Daddy's early birthday dinner. Daddy dropped Chai+I home like 15 mins before midnight, so Cafie+I told Daddy that Cafie was in the bathroom while we ran to 7-11 in hope to get a cake. that we got a butter Sara Lee one, but the bloody 7-11 didn't have candles.
it turned twelve as we arrived so all we could do was pull out the cold Sara Lee out of my bag and wish Daddy Happy Birthday.
anyways. it's all about the thought that counts.
15th OCTOBER
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY !!
ohmygoddddd. Daddy, you're like, 56 yrs til you're a century.
AHAHAHHHAHA. i kid. you're hotter than half the 18 yr olds in Singapore and you tell the funniest jokes which you don't laugh at yourself, cause no one else is laughing.
i'm kidding. you're the BESTEST BEST Daddy any one of us could have ever asked for, and we all LOVEEELOVEEEELOVEEEEELOVEEEEEELOVEEEEEE you so effin' much.
todayyyyy i was supposed to be at school, but i followed Holly's advice on how to be a good daughter, so i skipped school and spent the day with my Daddy (:
i met Daddy in the afternoon and went with him to a meeting, than he went home with Aunty to get ready for dinner, whilst i went to get my nails done.
the Choo family minus Chai plus Kelvin+aFewRelatives went to dinner at some Peranakan restaurant.
we again used to the Toilet excuse and went out to buy Daddy a cake. this time, we came back with a cake that came with candles and wasn't packed in aluminium.




meet Yiren, our second cousin.
he is like, three and knows all the instruments in the orchestra.
i know. i felt dumb too. i felt better after remembering all my brother could do at three was slur.
Nicole Richie who?
it's been a while since i mentioned fabulousjunk.blogspot.com, so i will tonight.
it's REALLY REALLY cool cause Bern+I have brought in Jessica Simpson Products !
like, if you've heard, Jessica Simpson started this like, Dessert Series which ranges frm Lip Glosses to Fragrances to Body Shimmer Mist to Shower Gel.
and it isnt called Dessert for nothing. EVERYTHING in her range is Edible. no joke. u can like, lick your body butter off yourself, or if you prefer, swallow your shampoo.
HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
thanks. we already know.
we're not called fabulous for nothing.
exams are on Friday so skipping is not an option tmr, and btw i'm planning to stick to my strict No Skipping School Policy til the end of the yr, which excludes family members' birthdays.
CHANTAL'S booted!
xoxo