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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
this is probably really sad admitting it but checking out my own blog and fabulousjunk is like, still super exciting for me.
but since i'm in China, i cant do that. it's SOOOOO SUPER retarded it's not funny. i dont understand why i can sign into Blogger and not View my blog.
super stupiddddd.
whatever.
so currently, i'm sitting at my Daddy's office with all his staff working around me. and tonight, my Daddy's little sidekick kid will drop me home and i'll be going to bed alone in an empty apartment, in a foreign country.
LMAO! how sad does that sound?
i'm totally kidding; about the sad part, that is.
i shall elaborate. my Daddy had to fly to Bangkok for some emergency deal signing thing, and youngest sister, Carel, has decided to ditch me for her cousins in HongKong, so yes i am currently in China by myself.
last night was my first night alone. i sometimes shock myself with how independant i am.
ahhhahah.
after being dropped off outside the guard house, i walked to the lobby and took the lift up, and unlocked the gate and the door. they both unlocked pefectly, but i was stuck outside for approximately 10 minutes trying to yank to stupid stupid key out of the keyhole.
i finally get the key out and lock the door behind me and it was right there and than, it hit me how it'd me to live by myself after leaving home.
it was like, SO weird.
daddy soon rings to check on me, like the millionth time within the same hr (AW) and he tells me to head into bed early.
and, what do you know? the cleaning lady must have closed the door and locked it behind her. adding to that, the door knob is like, Screwed. there wasnt a key hole on the outside for me to unlock the door. like, it was just one big black hole in the door knob, so there i was, kneeling in front of the door squinting to try to unlock the door, and after 30 minutes, a Brilliant idea hits me!
i get up and gets a pair of scissors, and BAM! the door opens like magic!
after that, i think about what Adults would do when they're alone in their empty apartment on the first night. than i rmbed the soothing music my Dad plays every morning so i play his CD and go through W i took frm Daddy's showroom.
the soothing music wasnt all the soothing and i soon get annoyed. i find a pirated copy of The Devil Wears Prada and watch it for like, the millionth time.
thinking it was time to heed my Dad's advise of getting an early night, i go to bed and i dont know if it was the silence that i heard, which is weird, cause it's you know Silent, or if it was the MOST fkn annoying insect or whatever it was that was like ringing. so for another 15 minutes, i sit up on the bed in the dark trying to figure it out.
tonight shall be my second and last night i'll sleep alone for a while, since Nel+El will be arriving frm Singapore tmr morning.
my Daddy is Hilarious.
two nights ago, i was staring at my reflection in the bathroom mirror. i went out to the living area and found my Dad there.
me: Daddy. i think i have a moustache.
daddy: Really? is that normal?
me: it's cause i've been taking hormone pills.
daddy: WHY?
me: DADDY. I WAS JOKING.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
i cant belive he like, Bought It.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE TAKING HORMONE PILLS ANYWAY ?
i dont even know what they do. apart frm giving trannies boobs.
smthg else that shocks me almost as much as me shocking myself with the level of independance i have is my 10 yr old sister.
we were watching The Sweetest Thing the other night and it was at the scene where Selma Blair's character was screwing a Purple Elephant with wings.
can i JUST say that i suggested Mean Girls instead of The Sweetest Thing, but she refused.
me: i dont get it. how did she fly out?
cafie: because he ca-
me: WHAT? he what?
cafie: come. DUH.
okay, REGARDLESS of whether it was the right answer or not, i dont understand how my 10 yr sister knows Almost everything about sex. okay maybe i do.
it's Probably because she has 4 older siblings.
yeah, that's probably it.
but since i'm in China, i cant do that. it's SOOOOO SUPER retarded it's not funny. i dont understand why i can sign into Blogger and not View my blog.
super stupiddddd.
whatever.
so currently, i'm sitting at my Daddy's office with all his staff working around me. and tonight, my Daddy's little sidekick kid will drop me home and i'll be going to bed alone in an empty apartment, in a foreign country.
LMAO! how sad does that sound?
i'm totally kidding; about the sad part, that is.
i shall elaborate. my Daddy had to fly to Bangkok for some emergency deal signing thing, and youngest sister, Carel, has decided to ditch me for her cousins in HongKong, so yes i am currently in China by myself.
last night was my first night alone. i sometimes shock myself with how independant i am.
ahhhahah.
after being dropped off outside the guard house, i walked to the lobby and took the lift up, and unlocked the gate and the door. they both unlocked pefectly, but i was stuck outside for approximately 10 minutes trying to yank to stupid stupid key out of the keyhole.
i finally get the key out and lock the door behind me and it was right there and than, it hit me how it'd me to live by myself after leaving home.
it was like, SO weird.
daddy soon rings to check on me, like the millionth time within the same hr (AW) and he tells me to head into bed early.
and, what do you know? the cleaning lady must have closed the door and locked it behind her. adding to that, the door knob is like, Screwed. there wasnt a key hole on the outside for me to unlock the door. like, it was just one big black hole in the door knob, so there i was, kneeling in front of the door squinting to try to unlock the door, and after 30 minutes, a Brilliant idea hits me!
i get up and gets a pair of scissors, and BAM! the door opens like magic!
after that, i think about what Adults would do when they're alone in their empty apartment on the first night. than i rmbed the soothing music my Dad plays every morning so i play his CD and go through W i took frm Daddy's showroom.
the soothing music wasnt all the soothing and i soon get annoyed. i find a pirated copy of The Devil Wears Prada and watch it for like, the millionth time.
thinking it was time to heed my Dad's advise of getting an early night, i go to bed and i dont know if it was the silence that i heard, which is weird, cause it's you know Silent, or if it was the MOST fkn annoying insect or whatever it was that was like ringing. so for another 15 minutes, i sit up on the bed in the dark trying to figure it out.
tonight shall be my second and last night i'll sleep alone for a while, since Nel+El will be arriving frm Singapore tmr morning.
my Daddy is Hilarious.
two nights ago, i was staring at my reflection in the bathroom mirror. i went out to the living area and found my Dad there.
me: Daddy. i think i have a moustache.
daddy: Really? is that normal?
me: it's cause i've been taking hormone pills.
daddy: WHY?
me: DADDY. I WAS JOKING.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
i cant belive he like, Bought It.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE TAKING HORMONE PILLS ANYWAY ?
i dont even know what they do. apart frm giving trannies boobs.
smthg else that shocks me almost as much as me shocking myself with the level of independance i have is my 10 yr old sister.
we were watching The Sweetest Thing the other night and it was at the scene where Selma Blair's character was screwing a Purple Elephant with wings.
can i JUST say that i suggested Mean Girls instead of The Sweetest Thing, but she refused.
me: i dont get it. how did she fly out?
cafie: because he ca-
me: WHAT? he what?
cafie: come. DUH.
okay, REGARDLESS of whether it was the right answer or not, i dont understand how my 10 yr sister knows Almost everything about sex. okay maybe i do.
it's Probably because she has 4 older siblings.
yeah, that's probably it.
i know i know. the stupid grey cardigan Again.
what a tooL.
P.S: if you havent been checking out www.fabulousjunk.blogspot.com recently, go do it now because it's got a whole bunch of new things (=
CHANTAL, out.
xoxo