Mummy just returned home and she's tanner than ever. before smthg along the lines of: GIRL! why are you so fairrr?, i tell her i've changed my stand on being pro-sun, and that i'm all about sun block now. my Grandma decides to join in by saying: Aiyahhh. Tata, you already look the way you look, if you become tanner, you'll be so ugly. i retreated by saying: it's cause i took after her.
i kid i kid. i<3mygrandma.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.
the tv's on to my grandma's essential channel TVBJ, and there's an ad showing some taiwanese variety show.
por: SEE TA? look at all the pretty girls who are fair.
mummy: pretty? they're so fair, they look like White Chickens.
my Grandma reckons my Mum will regret it a whole lot when she starts aging and being tan doesnt help one bit.
ahahhahahahahah//
this is like, the first time i've not blogged in for-like-ever ): everytime i felt like blogging, i'd get so blocked on how to get started.
whatever.
so, living with a brother who thinks pre-Brunette Hilary Duff was obese and a Mum who fits into a kid size 12 skirt, insults are really a way of life.
you know school's started and being Seniors this year, we got a fair share of juniors and new kids. daniel joins year 11, and gives me his low-down on a specific girl.
daniel: CHANTAL! there's a girl who looks like you, you know!
me: ughhhh. is it that girl, what's her name? -
daniel: __________. but she's like, the Slimmer Version of you! ahahahhahahaa//
me: HA.HA. but i Have NICER HAIR, rightttt?
daniel: yah yah. you have nicer hair-
eddy: WAIT. so if she's the slimmer version of Chantal, what's Chantal?
me: CHANTAL IS THE FATTER VERSION, OKAY ?!
daniel&eddy: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA//
me: whatever. ihavebiggerboobs.
FINEEEEEEEEE. i admit i was being bitter. shoot me.
hahah. "the Vanessa headband"
my eyes were open, damn it.
"look Mummy, i went to Paris."
"what happened to saying: Don't put this chinese crap into my laptop?"
petrus Does Not let me live it down that I've once said those words to him when he bluetoothed 2 chinese songs a while ago, when i was anti-mandarin songs.
i laugh in reply. "oh, i changed my mind."
he lent me like 5 Jay Chou cds. PS: i dont even like Jay Chou, but petrus is certain listening to his 5 cds will change my view.
whatever.
me: por, do you want to hear this really nice song?
por: by who?
me: zhang shao han
and i start singing in chinese
mummy: EEEEEE. when did you start being so chinky?
w.h.a.t.e.v.e.r
last weekend, nel&kel+el&cafie&i went to dinner at Sushi Tei, and saw 27 Dresses after that.
ohmygod, katherine heigl is soooo super gorgeous!
nel&i got these rollers and they're so super amazing. like normally, i'm honestly the most retarded person with hair.
like all i can do is stick a few clips on my head and hope it looks presentable.
nel, on the other hand is a freakin' genius with these things except she cant really be bothered. anyways. i got these rollers with high hopes, and they really havent let me down. amazing amazing little things.